Corporate Cowboy Pillows

"I'm telling you, these Sales Reps get more aggressive every year."

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

'I'd like to congratulate Jenkins for making pard'ner.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Businessman As A Weather Vane

"That's too bad. Here, however, we like stampedes."

"Must you answer every question with a death threat?"

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

Solomon Trujillo

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

'Yuppie Cowboys' - "jake would have beaten him to the draw if he hadn't kept his 45 in his filofax.'

'We take Press Release Embargoes very seriously here, Fanshaw...'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a promotion or I quit!'

They were to payroll cowboys riding together.

'Let's take a break. Lattes on me.'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

"Yes, I was a rebel, and I roamed through the West for a while, but I got sick of that."

"Nobody said anything about frontier justice."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!