Corporate Cowboys Pillows

Watch out for the directors, they're a bunch of cowboys.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Domestic Pardners

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'