Concrete Cowboy Pillows

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf . . ."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Travellin' through?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'