Concrete Cowboy T-Shirts

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf . . ."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Travellin' through?"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Elevator/Open Range

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"Giddyup."

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."