Old-school Cowboy Pillows

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'