Old-school Cowboy Pillows

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Wild West Text Showdown

Elevator/Open Range

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Cowboy

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.