Modern-day Cowboy Pillows

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Domestic Pardners

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'