Modern-day Cowboys Pillows

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Let's scoot."

Domestic Pardners

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."