Modern-day Cowboys T-Shirts

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Western Outfitters.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Domestic Pardners

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Let's scoot."