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'It's sort of a shooting pain.' 'Does it hurt?'

'You'd think that a brand new covered wagon would come with a full-size spare!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

'I warned you there'd be an accounting someday, Jake.'

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

'Mr landlord, something went wrong... I said 'Give me a home where the Buffalo roam', not 'Give me a room in a Buffalo home''!

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I don't think it's a posse- it looks more like a subcommitee."

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Subject: Following up on whether this town is big enough for the two of us.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"If you see something, shoot something."

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

'When you say I have 24 hours to get out of town, does that include the grace period?'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Western Philosophy.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Saddlesaurus

Elevator/Open Range

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.

"I've lost track of who's who -- they're all wearing the same hat."

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'