Fashionable Cowboys T-Shirts

Ronald Reagan

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Artists of the wild west.

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Domestic Pardners

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'