Fashionable Cowboys T-Shirts

Ronald Reagan

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Artists of the wild west.

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Domestic Pardners

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Ralph Stanley

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Elevator/Open Range