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Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Farmer and FIsherman

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Deliboys

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Artists of the wild west.

The Not So Wild West

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

About time!

An English Gold Field

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.