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A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

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