Canine Cowboy Enthusiast Gifts

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

10 K Tail-Chase

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"A little help, please."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."