Dog-loving Cowboy Gifts

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"