Four-legged Cowboy Adventure Gifts

The Great Wiener Dog Trail Drive

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Artists of the wild west.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Route 666.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"He's a real dog person."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"But how do you KNOW they'll come back for us..??"

"Barking can be very affirmational."

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

"I'm 'Bad Dog' so you must be 'Good Boy'!"

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

Indian Ambush

'Darn! They've put some horrible blue chemical in the water: We can't drink that...'

'Baddie on board'