Singing Cowboy Gifts

"..Not cloudy all day."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Motorherd

Artists of the wild west.

Domestic Pardners

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

'Oh, shut up!'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Dolly Parton

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

'I've got those, 'No money left for whisky and women because my cattle futures options expired out of the money' blues...'

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Cowboy's to-do list.

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

The Trace Adkins Diet

In concert with Garth Vader

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

Artistic Licence.

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

Dolly Parton