Singing Cowboy Gifts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Motorherd

Artists of the wild west.

Domestic Pardners

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Dolly Parton

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

'I've got those, 'No money left for whisky and women because my cattle futures options expired out of the money' blues...'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

In concert with Garth Vader

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

Artistic Licence.

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

Lunch at the Old Cowboy's Home