"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."
Cowboy Comedian Gifts
Searching for a gift for the cowboy comedian? Explore our collection of witty and charming items that capture the spirit of cowboy humor with a comedic twist. From mugs to wall art, find the perfect way to compliment their fun-loving, cowboy vibe. These gifts are designed to bring a smile and add some Western humor to their daily routine or collection.
"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
New Guy.
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
Bubble Gum Farms.
"They're comfortable."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."
"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."
L'il Buckaroo on Board.
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'
"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."
High Riders of the Old West
'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
"Can't we ride off in another direction?"
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
Cowboy Comedian Gifts Collection
Cowboy Comedian Mugs
Discover more hilarious cowboy comedian mugs—perfect for adding a laugh to every morning's coffee or tea.
Cowboy Comedian Pillows
Find the perfect humorous pillow that blends Western charm with comedy, making any space a little more fun.
Cowboy Comedian Prints
Decorate your walls with amusing cowboy humor prints, showcasing the lighter side of Western life and laughter.
Cowboy Comedian T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty cowboy comedian t-shirts—ideal for any occasion that calls for a touch of humor and Western style.