Cowboy Comedian Gifts

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"