Cowboy Comedy Fan Gifts

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'How's the diet coming?'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Three cactuses smoking

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

Moo Out Loud

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.