Cowboy Comedy Fan Gifts

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'How's the diet coming?'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Three cactuses smoking

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Moo Out Loud

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."