Cowboy Humor Fan Gifts

Yes I'm sure they stampeded at this point!

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

The Lawman