Cowboy Comedy Fans Gifts

Mediation at the OK Corral.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Jasper's Limo Service.

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