Comedy Cowboys Gifts

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Cow Show Tunes

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Elevator/Open Range

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

John Wayne

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

The Drone Ranger

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.