Cowboy Comedians Gifts

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Wanted for Stick Up

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Not at all O.K. Corral

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"You didn't shake out your boot."

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Uke Free Zone

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

The Nancy Boys.

'A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into a barn...'

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

"I had a bad review, so I'm only a 3-1/2 star general."