Comedy Cowboy Gifts

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

John Wayne

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

'Oh, shut up!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Wanted for Stick Up

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Not at all O.K. Corral

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Gary Cooper

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

Uke Free Zone

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

Artistic Licence.

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

The Nancy Boys.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."