Comedy Cowboy Gifts

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Wanted for Stick Up

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

Not at all O.K. Corral

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Uke Free Zone

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

Artistic Licence.

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

The Nancy Boys.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

'How's the diet coming?'

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"