Cowboy Comedy Lover Gifts

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

Fettuccine Western

Not at all O.K. Corral

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'It's time to go, kemo-slobby.'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

The Nancy Boys.

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Uke Free Zone

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Bond James, Bond."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The first car accident.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'