Comedy Cowboys T-Shirts

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Cow Show Tunes

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The Drone Ranger

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.