Cowboy Comedy Fans Pillows

Mediation at the OK Corral.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Did you want me, boss?'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Jasper's Limo Service.

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