Cattle Cowboy Gifts

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

Deliboys

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Travellin' through?"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.