Cattle Cowboy T-Shirts

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Deliboys

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Elevator/Open Range

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Travellin' through?"

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."