Country Cowboys Prints

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Farmer and FIsherman

Artists of the wild west.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Deliboys

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

About time!

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

An English Gold Field

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'