Colorful Cowboy T-Shirts

Artists of the wild west.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Domestic Pardners

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Elevator/Open Range

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

The Language of Love

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"