Cowboys Gifts

'You'd think that a brand new covered wagon would come with a full-size spare!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'

'When you say I have 24 hours to get out of town, does that include the grace period?'

Western Philosophy.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

"I don't think it's a posse- it looks more like a subcommitee."

Subject: Following up on whether this town is big enough for the two of us.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"I've lost track of who's who -- they're all wearing the same hat."

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Hangman target.

'Be reasonable,son - even Santa couldn't get a horse in a box THAT size!!'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Saddlesaurus

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

'He's a Tex'an.'

They decided to settle out of court.

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."