Casual Cowboys Gifts

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

Jasper's Limo Service.