Casual Cowboys Gifts

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Domestic Pardners

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Cowboy

Jasper's Limo Service.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.