Cowboy Life Pillows

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"That's Big Har Morran. He can tame any wild hare west of Pecos."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

'I still want to be a cowboy.'