Cowboy Stories Pillows

The Cone Ranger

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"