Modern Cowboy Aficionado Pillows

Dawing your Cellphone

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"El muy mal perro"

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

The Lawman

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"