Cowboy Culture Aficionado Pillows

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

"We're not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose."

American cowboy

"Just behave yourself. This is not a saloon."

"If you see something, shoot something."

Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs and Federal Bureau of Cowboy Affairs

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"No one knows your name, you don't have an address...that's why you don't get any mail."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

Wanted - better artist.

'Your memos do have a certain musicality, Fenton - but they're way too Country.'

Buffalo Bill Cody

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

Old cowboy "Careful, he's still the fastest gun in the west"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Ten Years to Save the Wild West - Liz Truss

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"It's Jim damnit!"

"Any trail - just find one and hit it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"