Urban Cowboy Admirer Pillows

'Bill, the cowboy's back.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cowboy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'