Underwater Warrior Gifts

Fish with Shield

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Reverse psychology

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Guide fish.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Octopus on Keys.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Airplane Fish

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.