Underwater Warrior Gifts

Fish with Shield

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Reverse psychology

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Guide fish.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Octopus on Keys.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Save the river.

Airplane Fish

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'