Umbrella Warrior Gifts

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Man takes umbrella out of scabbard.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."