Overwater Warrior Gifts

"I may have overwatered it."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby on board.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Hockey Season.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Wrong leadership.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Guide fish.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Octopus on Keys.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'No surf?'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Airplane Fish