Overwater Warrior Gifts

"I may have overwatered it."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Hockey Season.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Guide fish.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Octopus on Keys.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Save the river.

Airplane Fish

'No surf?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"