Water Toy Enthusiast Gifts

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Bring your own inflatable.

"Hi-yah!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Werewolves of London..."

Lamb Noise.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

One!

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Teddy and friends.

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Lifesaver!

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

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