Punny Pals Gifts

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Lasso

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Dear Dairy

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Pony Love...

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

Horse Muzzles

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Wheelburrows.

Golfer couple just married

"Jack Russell?"

One Winter Day In Old Moscow...

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'