Pencil Pal Pillows

Droplet with a pencil.

The Cartoon Reaper.

Prisoners of the Cheyenne accountants.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

A Friend in Need.

You've Got Mail

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Beer Club for Men.

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

List making as therapy.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Wish You Were Beer

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Did you spill my pint?'

Back to School

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Self-Portrait

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'