Face Switcher Pillows

Home/work masks.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Early Gurning Centre

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

I never forget a face

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

"Shuffle Mode"

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

The Gas Price Race

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"Wait, I've changed my mind."