Style-switchers Gifts

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The Eclectic Chair

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

On the Hanger

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Sailor and car

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

Floating Voters

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

World Hair Day.

'Where impulsive buying leaves off, impulsive selling begins.'

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

Home/work masks.