Screen Swipers Gifts

"It's not swiping to the next image."

"Now they go straight to my brain."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

The Stripper

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Free Little Library

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Cleaning up after a statue.

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

Bunny Slope

Amateurs de vin...

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

Human evolution

Artistic Street Sweeper

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

Big smart phone and small tablet.

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.