Screen Sifter Gifts

Essex computer.

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"...it's another metal detector."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Dissectum Paniculata

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Free Little Library

Hot Towel Web Service

Eggshell blue

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Modern Studying

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Surfing on your phone

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"