Soil Sifter Gifts

Dissectum Paniculata

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Things I've learned...

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Planting veggies

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...it's another metal detector."

Essex computer.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"What are you growing?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

Rooting.

"I am the change you all can be."

Discounted juice: Contains reconstituted extra profits.

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'