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Dissectum Paniculata

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Things I've learned...

Planting veggies

"...it's another metal detector."

Essex computer.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"What are you growing?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Rooting.

Discounted juice: Contains reconstituted extra profits.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry