Soil Scrambler T-Shirts

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Planting veggies

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Dissectum Paniculata

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"What are you growing?"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

I'm looking for a job?

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Rooting.

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

A Better Life

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Gardening: New Year's Resolution.